Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes 1. Concept of Marriage joke. The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, bright girl. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. Now do you understand?” He asked. “I think so,” She said, “Is that when mommy came to work Continue reading →

Drunkard’s repentance- Joke

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the care of beer bottles that had caused the fight. He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one into the wall. He smashed the first bottle telling, “You are the reason I fight with my wife.” He smashed the second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t love my children.” He smashed the third bottle, “You are the Continue reading →

The hunter and his wife

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.  One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The Continue reading →

What you fear will happen.

There was a rich couple whose bedroom was in the first floor of their bungalow. Almost every other day the wife after getting into bed would tell the husband to go and check downstairs, maybe some thieves are around. The husband eventually found out that the noises were made by the neighbouring cats at their gate, but as a routine he would go whenever his wife would ask him to check if there are any thieves at home. This has been happening for 30 years Continue reading →

Secret of Success.

Someone asked the president of a company, “Sir, What is the secret of your success?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Right decisions.” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word.” “And, sir, What is that?” “Experience.” “And how do you get Experience?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Wrong decisions.”

Obey your parents (Joke)

A father had won a toy at an office game. He called his three kids together to ask which one should have the present. “Who is the most obedient?” he asked. The children all stared back at him in silence. Then he asked, “Who never talks back to mother?” Again the kids appeared to be mystified by the question. Then the father asked, “Who does everything she says?” With that question, the kids were finally able to come to a conclusion. The three small voices Continue reading →

Where is God? (Joke)

There were two brothers, 8 and 9 years old, who were very mischievous. People all around used to blame them when anything went wrong. The parents finally took them to their pastor. The pastor wanted to speak to the youngest one first. So the mother sent him into the pastor’s office. The pastor pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, “Do you know where God is?” The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing. Again, Continue reading →

A perfect agreement (Joke)

One guy said, “My wife and I never argue about money.” His friend asked, “How is that you do not argue about money?” “We made an agreement years ago, that I would make all the big decisions about money, and she would handle all the little ones. It’s worked out great, we’ve been married 30 years and there hasn’t been a single big decision made ye

Neglected Parents (Joke)

The day before Easter a man called his son in Delhi and said to him, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are separating after 50 years. So please call your brother in Mumbai and tell him.” Upset the son called his brother and informed the news. The second son from Mumbai called back the father and said, “Dad you are not separating. Don’t do a single thing until we both come there tomorrow. Did Continue reading →

Barber’s Gospel (Joke)

Once a barber got saved and was very jealous for God. His pastor told him to make disciples of the people who come to his barbershop. He lathered up a customer for shave, came at him with a pointer razor, and asked, “Are you prepared to meet your God?” The frightened man ran with the lather on his face!