Boss joke

Boss Joke 1 A man was talking to his friend and said, “In my house I am the boss, I decide when I have to wash the clothes, when the floor has to be cleaned, and what food has to be made.” One of the guys said, “How long have you been married?” The man said, “Oh I’m not married, I’m single!” Boss Joke 2 A little girl said: “Daddy, you’re the boss of the house, right?” “Yes, sweetheart,” he said, “I’m the boss of Continue reading →

Stress (Joke)

Once a man who was suffering from severe stress went with his wife to the doctor. The doctor said to the wife, “Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.” Wife, “When must I give them to him?” Doctor, “They are for you.” Man1: When ever I feel stressed or tensed in office, I just look at my wife’s photo and all problems disappear. Man2: Wow! Man1: The thing is, I look at her photo and think “No other problem can be Continue reading →

Tie my shoes (Joke)

A little girl had been trying for months to learn the art of tying her shoes. She finally grasped the knack and was able to do it by herself. Her parents expected the child to be delighted, but were surprised by her disappointment. Her father asked why she was crying. She sobbed, “I just learned how to tie my shoes.” He said, “That’s wonderful, Honey, but why are you crying?” She replied, “Because now I’ll have to do it all by myself for the rest Continue reading →

Getting into Heaven (Joke)

“An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'”

Kindness (Joke)

A wealthy man was going for his evening walk when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He stopped by and asked them, ‘Why are you eating grass?’ ‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the men replied. ‘Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,’ instructed the man. But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!’ ‘Bring them along!’ he replied. Suddenly the other man asked, ‘Sir, I have a wife and six children.’ ‘Bring them as Continue reading →

Building a Dog Cage (Joke)

Two funny brothers were building a big dog cage. Once the frame was ready both went into the frame; one started nailing the wood from one side and the other nailed from the other side. The one who was nailing from the left would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at the nail and either threw the nail or nail it in. Looking at the wasted nails the other brother asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?” The first explained, Continue reading →

Get behind me Satan! (Joke)

Joke 1. A pastor wanted to control his budget. He had a wife who spent lavishly and was trying to get her to spend less. One day his wife shopping and the next day he saw Rs. 6000 bill for a sari she had bought in the trash. “How could you do this!” he said. “I don’t know,” she answered, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I tried the sari on me. It was like the devil whispering to me, Continue reading →

Lies (Joke)

The Judge asked the accused on the bench, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you lie?” “Sure,” said the accused. “If I lie I will win.”

Do Not Be Proud (Joke)

A woodpecker was pecking away at a huge tree. Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck the tree & split it from top to bottom. The woodpecker flew off in a flash. Minutes later he returned with several other woodpeckers. Pointing to the tree, he said proudly, “There it is. Look at what I did!”

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and wife Jokes 1. A man, who loved money more than just about anything, said just before he died to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. When he died she did what she had promised, came over with the money box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled Continue reading →