Husband and Wife Jokes

Joke 1. A man, who loved money more than just about anything, said just before he died to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. When he died she did what she had promised, came over with the money box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away. So her Continue reading →

Believer and Atheist (Joke)

There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!”. The atheist yells back, “There is no God”. She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says “Praise the Lord”. The next morning she goes out onto the Continue reading →

Truth of Jonah (Joke)

There was this Christian lady who always took her Bible along with her whenever she travelled by flight. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little sarcastic smile and went back to what he was doing. After a while he turned to her and asked “Do you really believe all that stuff in the Bible?” The lady replied “Of course I do it is the Bible.” He said “Well what about that Continue reading →

Be-like-Jesus (Joke)

A pastor’s wife was preparing pancakes for her young sons. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their Mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, “Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.” The oldest boy turned to his younger brother and said, “You be Jesus.”

Prediction (Joke)

A Hollywood director and crew from the US were shooting a film in India. Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, “Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please. “ Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money. A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up. “Tomorrow hurricane, no shooting please.” Sure enough a hurricane came and Director saved the money. The director got very fond of this Indian. Now he was reaching towards Continue reading →

Evangelism (Joke)

A pastor gave a message on home evangelism and one family thought they had better do something to witness to Jesus. So they invited their neighbours to dinner the following Friday night. When it came to the meal, the believers were keen to show their neighbours that they upheld Christian standards in their home. So she asked little 5-year-old Johnny to say grace. Little Johnny was a bit shy. “I don’t know what to say” There was an awkward pause, followed by a reassuring smile Continue reading →

Hypocrisy jokes

A big church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew their guns and said, “Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!” Naturally, people started moving out. Continue reading →

Jokes on Priority

A man brought a brand new Ferrari car and parked it in on the main road in front of his office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding too close to the car and takes off the door before zooming off. The man gets very angry, takes out his mobile and calls the police. The police arrives and immediately calles the ambulance. The man starts screeming, “My car, my ferrari. It is ruined. Continue reading →

Tongue and mouth jokes

Tongue and mouth jokes Joke on Boasting: At a World Conference, the heads of all countries were boasting about their technical advancement. So they all decided that to prove their boasts, each country should show an engineering feat to the world. In a few days, the U.S.A made a hollow tube of fibreglass, 1 mm in diameter. It was then sent to Russia. The Russians put a conducting wire in the tube. It was sent to Japan. The Japanese, to prove their superiority, bored a Continue reading →

Judgement Jokes

Three psychiatric patients stayed in the hospital for a long time and eager to be released back home. So the doctor has an examination of their judgment skills in order to release them home. One by one he takes them to the edge of a swimming pool without water and tells them to jump in or not. Take the risk or not. He shows them that the pool has no water, but he doesn’t tell them because they must choose on their own. They must Continue reading →