Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes 1. Concept of Marriage joke.

The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, bright girl. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. Now do you understand?” He asked. “I think so,” She said, “Is that when mommy came to work for us?”

More Husband & Wife Jokes

Marriage Jokes 2.

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.”

Marriage Jokes 3. Out in the balcony Joke.

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

Marriage Jokes 4. Honeymoon Joke

On their honeymoon, a groom took his bride by the hand and said, “Now that we’re married, dear, I hope you won’t mind if I mention a few little defects that I’ve noticed about you.” “Not at all,” the bride replied with a deceptive sweetness. “It was those little defects that kept me from getting a better husband.”

Marriage Jokes 5. Marry the fool.

After a fight the man said to his wife:

MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.
WIFE: Yes.
MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
WIFE: I did!

Marriage Jokes 6. I always get the last word Joke.

There was a couple’s conference and the instructor said both man and woman are equal. The men said, “No my wife dominates me.” One man said, “I disagree.” The instructor asked how? He said, “I always get the last word in our conversation.” So they asked what is that word? He said “For everything my wife says I answer ‘Yes, dear.’

Marriage Jokes 7. Couple’s Conference Joke.

There was a couple’s conference and the instructor said both man and woman are equal. The men said, “No my wife dominates me.” One man said, “I disagree.” The instructor asked how? He said, “I always get the last word in our conversation.” So they asked what is that word? He said “For everything my wife says I answer ‘Yes, dear.’

Marriage Jokes 8.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride wearing white?” Her mother said, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life!” The little girl thought about this for a minute, then asked, “Why is the groom wearing black?”


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